The night/morning divide has been on my mind of late because my current circumstances have required me to become an early riser. I’m not a natural morning person. Left to my own devices, with no work commitments or sense of purpose, my sleeping pattern tends to drift into student mode, ambling further and further past the horizon until it gets to the point where I’m waking up at 1pm and hitting the sack around six in the morning. I eventually become fully nocturnal - like a vampire, but more of a loser, and with markedly less capacity for transforming into a bat and flapping around a castle scaring virgins.
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Charlie Brooker on getting up early | Comment is free | The Guardian
Charlie Brooker and I are brothers.
tags: humour
